Wii Fit insults me, pt 3

It is incredible to look at StatCounter and see how many hits I get for variations of "Wii fit insults me." Over the past several hundred keyword searches that took people to this blog, 7.53 % have been variations of that phrase. Far and away it is the most searched phrase on my Statcounter page.

There are some pissed Wii users out there...

On a side note, I've noticed my friends have stopped leaving comments. I must be boring the crap out of everyone.

Wii Fit insults me

Okay, so I bit the bullet and got the Wii Fit for our Wii. We made little Mii avatars (mine is Timii) and started experimenting.

I don't know what is more insulting... being called a couch potato:



or watching my Mii grow super fat after I weighed myself (I don't look that fat, do I??). Seriously, I think it even went "whoooop!" and the belly grew like it was about to explode, cartoon-style. Not only that, but the avatar got bug-eyed and freaked out, then stared in dismay at how fat it was. I'm not kidding. It stared down at its belly with big surprised eyes. I have proof:



Then it went on to call me obese. In fact, it didn't just call me obese, but put me at the top end of obese.



I asked Beth, "Shouldn't this be using positive reinforcement instead of hurling insults at me?"

She responded, "Well at least you weigh 50 lbs less than the maximum weight the Wii Fit allows."

What? Now I am getting insults from every direction? I never thought a fat guy could feel so small.

Thank you Wii Fit!